Nov 15, 2008 | 9:33 AM
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An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted
on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After
many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an
employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The
president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'. The president was
curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?'
The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.
The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, 'Would you like to take my bet?'
'Certainly', replied the president. 'I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.'
'Done',
the elderly woman answered. 'But given the amount of money involved, if
you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow
morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president
of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very
nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror
examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them
over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider
his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he
could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the
elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that t he president's
testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly women asked him to drop his pants.
The president was happy to oblige.
The
elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
president if she could touch them. 'Of course', said the president.
'Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.'
The
elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked
the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
'Oh, it's
probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of
Canada !'
