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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.


I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!


I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.


I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are sellin g me a Big Mac, do it in English.


I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.


My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don 't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.


I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.


I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA


I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?



I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..


I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.


And what is going on with gas prices... again?


I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !


If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.


If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

Tommorow night Glenn Beck has an hour long special about the truth about global warming It's sounds like it will be a good one too. I think it will really knot up some undies.

CLIMATE OF FEAR......GLENN BECK ON CNN AT 5:OO AND AT 7:OO....

I'm sure everyone as heard about the crash in San Fransico with the gas tanker on the over pass which caught fire and made the over pass collapse. Yeah right  your trying to tell me that fire can melt steel and make an overpass collaspe. Hmmm where have we heard this one before. Does the date 9/11 ring a bell. I remember them trying to tell us airplanes flying into a biulding and catching fire and exploding will make a skyscraper collapse. Ok media fool me once but it wont happen twice. I  have listen to Rosie long enough to know that fire can't melt steel. If anyone thinks for one minute that president Bush didn't plant explosive on that overpass and personally didn't make that truck crash to cover up his crimes is still fooling themselves. Bush hates SanFransico because they know the truth and they know the way a country should be ran. It's just a matter of time before Bush get you too. Everybody needs to be a liberal to fight against this evil republican party who is trying to keep the decent law abiding muslim extremist terrorist from coming to America and showing all of us that our religon is wrong...

Just ask Rosie!

Now we are getting ready for more of those stupid immigration marches and of course the liberal media is trying there best to show what haters America is. The latest is a reporter interveiwing a 10 yearold little girl who is crying very hard and saying she wants her mommy back what was really funny is that this little anchor baby had not one tear she could muster up. My goodness these illegals have really taught there little anchor babys how to play the media. Boy what haters America is lets all forget that last year alone America has let in 2 million immigrants legally. That is more than all the countrys combined.

I say keep marching ,keep up your annoying protest, and keep booing at the national anthem at the soccer games held in L.A ,BTW thats why they aren't there anymore. It is so obvious you want nothing from America other than to try and take it over "good luck"  If you illegals are so blind you can't see that all your doing is pissing off the real Americans that live here and love this country than I can't wait to see the stupid looks on your faces when it come time to face your consequence's you have made for yourselves. If you miss your Mommy so bad then get on I/25 and go south and keep going until you smell the cesspool from where your parents illegally snuck into the great USofA.

We all need to be hopeful and try to keep a good attitude, becuase if we can put a man on the moon then we can put an illegal on the moon and if we can put an illegal on the moon then someday we can put all illegals on the moon.

Can someone clue me in why these hollywood idiots think we want to hear there opinion. Why is it they don't have a clue that their opinion isn't worth two poops in a doggy bag. How come they can't get it through their thick head we don't care, just shut the hell up. And why is it once you be come a hollywood idiot that it offically makes you a worthless liberal. Could it be the water they are getting from San francisco?

When will they learn they are paid to act or sing, not to use the cameras for their own personal use to vioce their rediculous out of touch stupid opinions. How many people think that these idots practise what they preach.  I for one, once I hear one of these morons puke out their BS on tv or the radio will never listen or watch them again. God I can't stand Hollywierd......Glenn Beck rules...The one exception.

Al Sharpton is getting alot of flak because he attacks the white race at every given chance. He is being questoned everytime why is it ok for HipHop and Rap to be so racist and degrading to women and the white race. And not to forget their violent lyrics too.

So now uncle Al is voicing his opinion about this behavoir brought to us by the artise of HipHop and Rap and he has now figured out this is all the white mans record producers fault.

Well guess what I have figured out? Uncle Al is the Imperial Wizard of the Black Ku Klux Klan. and Jackson is one of his best Hinchman

In 45 years of life I have seen them come and go I have made a point or two and at other times have been mocked. I have been around people that were convinced the sky is green and have soon realized after hours if not days that have turned into weeks of debate that the sky is truely blue have them go else where and try to covince anyone who will listen that the sky is green. This my friends in the school of hard knocks is known as beating a dead dog. I have seen and read words from men/woman  with great intellect get so focused on what is right they forget the simplist of rule known as (choose your battle)  some battles are not worth the time effort and frustation to get heated up and go in and fight, After all, we  know the sky is blue.

OK OK OK we get it you hate Bush. How long are you going stay up on your soapbox spewing you redundant rhetoric hate speech that no one give an ounce of crdibility to.

You remind me of one of those wacko's in down town Denver standing on the corner preaching that the world is coming to an end while everybody is walking by him and paying not attention to the crazy man on the corner.

Lets say, hypotheticaly of course, that you did preform a miracl and you were able to change everybodys mind about there president, would you still go on W I T H     T HE     S A M E   O L D    C R A P   D A Y    A N D    D A Y  O U T     like you have done ever since you've come to this site and have ruined. You really show your unjustified enormus ego thinking that decent people really want to listen to your crap. I bet nobody cares about a thing you say except your alter ego's of course. How many times and how many people have to disrespect you before you get it........NOBODY CARES......

I have a brother thats a democrap and my neighbors are hard core democraps I like and respect all of them that is why I choose not to talk politics with them because the coversation will be moot. And I value our friendship enough not to go there. In fact anytime I run into someone who doesn't harbor the same feeling has I,  I will find something different to talk about so there won't be a pissing match. Are you that single minded with your onetrack mind you unable to talk about something different.

Look at your blogs there all the same you just CUT/PASTE them differently. My God what a sad life you live unable to talk about a different subject. You are the true meaning of having no life...I would never go on a lefty website and spew my right wing thoughts just to have every poster on that site verbally kick my butt and wishing I would just leave.

Have you ever heard the old saying that a chickens head isn't very big but he at least has enough commen sense to get out of the rain. How does it feel knowing that a achicken as more commen sense than you do......Dude your all wet get out of the rain......Go to a site where you might fit in stop polutting this site. your pissing up a tree.

Get some class try to make a friend I think you might like it. spew you reduntant rhetoric with people of your own kind..Beleave me there out and there not hard to find. Please pick up what little dignity you have left brush yourself off and go find a website that you can control. I appreciate the fact that when you get knocked on your butt you get up again but dude it's getting old and the blogs you cut and past are boring liberal rhetoric and your left standing there with no respect and your pants around your ankles.

Please  for your own sake GET OVER YOURSELF. being that no one here is going to ever show you any respect atleast show yourself some respect and find a website that fits your agenda.........HISTORIAN  OR WHAT EVER NAME YOUR USEING TODAY

If one person calls you a horses a-s you should ignor them.

But if 7 people call you a horses a-s it's time to buy a saddle. I know of a good saddle shop in wheatridge that can have you fitted in a week .....Historian.

Whats it going to take to make you move on? How friggin blind areyou  that you can't see that you will NEVER  get anybody to side with you on this site. Why don't you find a liberal site you can go on and make real friends instead of staying on this site and having to invent people that will agree with you. I have never before seen anyone so PATHETIC! 

The people you bait into debating with you out weigh your intellagents 10 to 1.

You are the master at beating a dead dog. What is so difficult in seeing that you are never going to change the minds of the people on this site. IT IS WHAT IT IS! GET OVER IT AND GET OVER YOURSELF YOU POMPOUS EGOTISTICAL SELF ABSORB CONTROL FREAK.

Nobody on this site would care if you disapeared and never were heard from again. Your redundant rhetoric is getting old and I for 1 am tired of reading your BS that you post trying to bait anyone into paying attention to your miss informed way of thinking.

I have no idea what kind of childhood you had but it's obvious you didn't have friends growing up and now your childhood has followed you into adulthood and your reliving your past all over again I can't say it enough your pathtic!

I will bet that if no one debates with you,you will debate with yourself like you have DONE many times before. I wish I could convience everybody to ignor you but I wouldn't waste my time like you have done with me useing your little cut and paste partys you have with yourself. You are the only one I have seen on this website that has insulted everybody who has tried to debate with you.I have no idea how you live with yourself knowing nobody respects you. A normal person would at least try to change in the hopes of maybe making one friend.

You remind me of that little boy on the play ground that has absolutly no social skills in other words your a social retard and again your pathtic. I don't know weather to despise you or feel sorry for you....I think it a little of both.

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GELDING7700,DONTEVENTRY,FADX.  These guys are all the same guy.....weird huh

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Has you sit there in your dirty wife beater and your pants that 4 sizes to big with the wasteline below your butt you ask yourself "Where diid I go wrong." With your wife who lays brused and batered on the matress on the floor with your 4 neglected kids by herside hoping she will have the strength to protect them 1 more time from your uncontrolable rage.

As you look at the dull needle that you and your freinds have used countless times you hope that there will stilll be enough piont to once again find one of your collasped veins.

While on the kitchen table lays the spoon with the bent handle you pray that there is enough dope for one more ride, but probably not ,because in your life there is no such thing as one more ride. As this is the fuel that drives your rage to pawn your belongings and to allow your kids to go one more night with out food. 

As your life spins out of control because it's controled by a poison made by people who don't care if you live or die, You are willing to do anything for that one last hit.

And now you have sacrificed it all to pay for that dirty eight ball which will no longer be by the time morning has arrived. As you sit drenched in sweat on the cold winter morn you are filled with hate and resentment for the love you never felt as a boy. So you randomly pick someone you not even know in the hopes you can make her feel your pain.

Once you are tired of dying the slow death you are giving yourself I hope God will enter your heart and you will except Jesus as your savior because then and only then will the rage you have for others you don't know leave your troubled soul. God bless you, you poore1. Just remember tommarrow is another day and the sun will still rise and this is Gods ways of saying there is still hope for you.

So put down that needle that makes you crazy and try to appologize to the innocent people you have victimized for it could be us you need someday.

One fine day a mans body was having a meeting and all the body parts were arguing on who should be the boss. That is when the brain spoke up and said,I feel I should be the boss because I am in charge of all the thinking and decision making and without me the entire body would be lost. After that being said the eyes spoke up and said, I feel I should be the boss because without me we would not be able to see how beautiful life is and all the glory it has to offer. with that being said, the torso spoke up and I feel I should be the boss because with out me there would be nothing for the other body parts to be attached to thus rendering all of you useless. And with that being said the arms spoke up and said I feel I should be the boss for it is I who feeds the mouth and carrys things. And with that being said the legs spoke up and said, I feel I should be the boss because it us who carry the entire body and with out us the body would be stationary. And with all this being said they had all thought it was time to apoint a boss, but then suddenly there was a little muffled voice that said I wanna be the boss but had no reason for it. low and be hold that was the voice of the a.n.u.s and all the body parts started to laugh and mock the little a.n.u.s. Well this was to much humiliation for the little a.n.u.s to handle so he shut down and stop working. After four days of the a.n.u.s refusing to do his job the brian started to get cloudy and was unable think the eyes became blurry and unable to focus,and the torso became bloated and unable to process, the arms became weak and unable to carry a thing, and the legs began to wobble and collasped. Thus leaving the entire body to die.

The moral of this story is:   It only takes an as-hole to be a boss

If anyone wants a good laugh there is a certain liberal hack blogger that has come on board " I won't mention any names" but he has used about 7 or 8 screen names in the past month or so and he trys to bait people into agruements by contardicting himself and then attacking anyone who tries to debate with him.

This is a very strange but amusing waste of time. I have personally given up trying to treat this mentally challenged individual like a human because I have found it to be a waste of time because he is to far gone.  But where I am going with this blog is. This guy is so lonely he has resorted to debating with himself. I have never seen anything like this before except on that movie one flew over the coo coo's nest. I can't remember the actors name but it was the one who was always talking to himself threw out the movie.

Not only does he debate with himself but he gives himself complaments too. Does anybody know the medical term for this besides completely wacko. I have been known to talk to myself but I would never resort to putting my conversations with myself in writing.  In fact I almost feel a little guilty laughing at this mentaly challenged person but I  feel he brings it on himself.

This blogger is the epitome of that story "The Emperor and his new suit". he truly believes that everybody else is out there in space when in reality it's all him and only him. This is absolutly the weirdest thing I have ever witness and it's gotten to the piont of greeping me out. Well anyways I thought I would blog about something different beside politics, I needed a break from that stuff it's getting to depressing.

Never mind about getting back to me with the medical term for his illness I did some research on my own, it's called "schizophtenic"