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bill husted | columnist Chubby-piqued health nut pitting the fit against the fat By Bill Husted
Denver Post Staff Columnist Article Last Updated: 06/08/2007 02:14:21 AM MDT

His bright-orange T-shirt says, "NO CHUBBIES" - and Michael Karolchyk means it. He hates chubbies - fat people, lazy people, muffins.

"I'm Polish," he says. "That makes me stubborn and mean. And I'm bald, so I can make fun of chubby people. ... You'll never get a hubby if you're a chubby."

He also throws cupcakes at chubbies at his health club, the Anti-Gym, with a spot downtown and a new one in Cherry Creek. His in-your-face attitude and edgy marketing on TV and radio have made Karolchyk "The Most Hated Man in Denver," says a recent profile in Mile High Sports Magazine.

http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_6088239

Hey, Mr. K, do you PROMISE if I bring my sizeable posterior to your gym in knee-knockers and a t-shirt that you'll throw cupcakes at me?  Just one thing, make them bakery-not-factory-produced, k?  You can afford it.

So, wow, what a ridiculous sign of these belly-button-gazing-times that people are "fighting" to pay heavily to be insulted.  Love the Ravish Room idea, too:  it's an exclusive room for the "perfect" only, with a "what happens there, stays there" motto.  Considering massage and hot tub on premises, it sounds like something the erstwhile PD better be watching.  I hope they send their fattest donut-dunkers (sorry guys, you know I wuvs ya).  : )