Do we have an usually vicious lot of mosquitoes over near Hartsel this year? That should be an exclamation. As a B-positive blood type I rarely suffer insect bites (ok mosquitoes don't bite, they apply suction which is expressed as HAPPYFLOWERS even when used scientifically here), but the little ladies (only the girls dine on protein, the boys are veg) down at the ranch and at nearby Tarryall Reservoir didn't seem to get the memo this year. I was brutally attacked. Viciously vittle-fied. Bitten to proportions I haven't experienced since Maine! It's an outrage, really.
Seriously, be warned all goers, that if you're heading to the lost parks or over to Tarryall, wear the bugspray! Bathe with eucalyptus soap! If those skeeters will bite ME with my nasty tasting blood type, enriched with garlic even, they'll dine on the ordinary O even more avidly.
Now, excuse me, it's time for another calamine bath. How's it elsewhere?
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