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Stormtroopers Get A New Look
The Stormtroopers for the United Nations Empire got a new look this month as they prepare to conquer any rebellion forces that may interfere with the plans of the Emperor.  The Emperor met with the U.N.E. Security Council today to inspect the new armor and was most pleased with the results and expects the troops will be ready for battle as the preparations are going well and on time.

Sen. John McCain said Wednesday that he will bring the Republican Party together to win the presidency.  "We will unite the Empire behind our conservative principles and move forward and win the general election in November," the Arizona senator said the day after significantly padding his lead over rival Mitt Romney.

Standing in front of his "Straight Talk Express" bus, flanked by the man he has called his "favorite Democrat," independent Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut, and Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-South Carolina, McCain said he was "pleased at the depth and breadth of our victory last night."

Romney, who did not have any public events scheduled for Wednesday, was planning to huddle with his aides to discuss a strategy to stay in the race.

Despite outspending his rivals he received just 176 delegates from Super Tuesday, compared with at least 568 for McCain.

"One thing that's clear -- this Campaign's going on, the force is strong in this one" Romney said Tuesday. "I think there's some people who thought that it was all going to be done tonight, but it's not all done tonight. We're going to keep on battling."

The Republican contest now shifts to to Louisiana and Washington, where the candidates will race to stuff ballot boxes on Saturday, followed by ballot stuffing in Maryland, Virginia and Washington D.C. next Tuesday.