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I'm convinced.....the Obama campaign has about as much substance as a teaspoon of instant mashed potatoes,  (Minus the potatoes).  They are as spicy as a hard boiled egg, and as creative as espresso cafe chalkboard art.

We have now learned that the Messiah chose "Robinette" (hehe)  Biden for his VP.  Well don't break out the Manilow vinyls, and start playin'  "Looks like we made it"  just yet!  This big mouth bass (Biden) has some issues folks! 

Let's start with how "winded" he is.  Now, I'm all for having a nice long chat (being a girl and all, lol), but by the time Biden shuts his trap, the war is over!

Next we have Biden backing Obama's "just not ready to be president" statement.  Did these two have a good laugh over a Coke after they "jinx-joked" each other or what?

Then, of course, there's the infamous "C" word.  (that would be clean)  I don't think that one needs any explanation.  After all, there's no "c" in racist right?  Oh wait.......

And how about Biden not wanting the number two position?  What the hell just happened here?  Well Robin, if it makes you feel any better....you've always been #2 in MY book.

I guess to be fair, we can say that Biden would take the reigns when it comes to foreign affairs (or we could say that he would have to provide the tissue for the snot nosed little kid).  And I suppose there's something to be said for taking the train, dressing nice and keeping your pants zipped - but does it deserve any more than a brownie button?  I'm certainly not impressed.

Perhaps somewhere in between mandatory Spanish classes, forced charity, and same sex marriage parades....one of Obama's giggly teenage supporters can find the time to text me some juicy-box 411 that will help me understand what they are so ga-ga about.  (But they'll also have to put down the rubber cement, and their favorite "See Spot Run" book)  Don't worry....page two is next semester.

It's time to do something about it now.

American Solutions has already collected nearly 1.4 million signatures for the "Drill Now. Drill Here. Pay Less." petition. This simple idea will allow us to reduce our dependency on foreign oil, lower our gas prices, and prevent our hard earned dollars from funding countries lead by radical dictators. 

Since the petition drive started two months ago, the debate has heated up in Congress, and President Bush even lifted an 18 year-old executive domestic ban on offshore drilling. Congress will now be forced to decide whether they want to renew the ban against domestic drilling, which is set to expire later this year.

We can't let this opportunity to lower our gas prices pass us by. Please click here to sign the petition today.

Last week, American Solutions presented over 1.3 million signatures to Congress at a press conference attend by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Minority Leader John Boehner, House Minority Whip Roy Blunt, and several other Congressional leaders.

Our new goal is to collect 3 million signatures to present to the Republican and Democratic Conventions this August. Please join the millions of Americans united to demand action from Congress by signing the "Drill Here. Drill Now. Pay Less." petition by clicking here.

Or, copy and paste;

http://www.americansolutions.com/actioncenter/petition
s/?Guid=54ec6e43-75a8-445b-aa7b-346a1e096659

YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF...

* You feel Fidelity means not cheating on your mistress.

* You think that pornography corrupts women, but find nothing wrong with a 50 year old president seducing a 21 year old intern.

* You cry every May 4th over the four people killed at Kent State, but have never been to the Vietnam Memorial.

* Along the same lines, "Four Dead in OHIO" by Neil Young gives you goosebumps, but "19" by Paul Hardcastle means nothing to you.

* You say shows like "Leave It to Beaver" are out of touch with America today, while you flip to your soap opera.

* You know of the stockpile of biological weapons in Iraq, but think that the US is wrong for not signing the land mines treaty.

* You want to know why we don't offer schooling in prisons (hey, isn't that what public schools are for).

* You think those stupid ribbons actually accomplish something.

* You tout the NAACP, but criticize anyone referring to a black man as a "colored person."

* You think a mother has a right to kill an innocent 5 month fetus because her pregnancy would interfere with her career, but feel we shouldn't put to death the man who raped and murdered 14 women.

* You feel that banning smoking in public indoor places limits your constitutional rights.

* You feel that being convicted of treason is an infringement on your first amendment rights.

* You honestly feel that alcoholics deserve social security disability benefits.

* You outwardly said "I would have voted for Elizabeth Dole" knowing darn well you wouldn't have because she is a Republican.

* You think it is ok for a President to commit perjury on his sex life, but criticize Dan Quayle for spelling potato/potatoe wrong.

* You stood on a soapbox demanding that Anita Hill be heard, but want Paula Jones' accusations to be swept under the rug.

* You think the guy who drops out of High School and builds your jeep deserves more money than the doctor who went to college for 10 years and saves your kids life.

* You sang along to "Give Peace a Chance" during the Gulf War.

* You've filed for unemployment within two weeks of getting out of high school.

* You went to Woodstock II and felt that it was a significant historical event, changing the way our country thinks.

* You own something that says, "Dukakis for President," and still display it.

* You've tried to argue in favor of anything based on, "Well, they're gonna do it anyway so..."

* You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."

* You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

* You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."

* You've ever argued that with just one more year of welfare that person will turn it around and get off drugs.

* You think Lennon was a brilliant social commentator.

* You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.

* You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.

* After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."

Make sure you vote for the man who is not afraid to show his patriotism, who can and

will stand up for Our Country !

Is It NBA Or NFL?
 

36
have been accused of spousal abuse




7
have been arrested for fraud





19
have been accused of writing bad checks

117
have directly or indirectly

bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3
have done time for assault

71,
repeat

71 cannot
get a credit card due to bad credit

14
have been arrested on drug-related charges

8
have been arrested for shoplifting

21
currently
are defendants in lawsuits, and

84
have been arrested for drunk driving
in
the last year

Can
you guess which organization this is?

Give
up yet? . . Scroll down,

Neither,
it's the 435 members of the

United States Congress

The
same group of Idiots that crank out

hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

I know this has been around for a while...but I just love it!

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back: I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens... Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason; that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability. I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, You should have to speak English! My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines. I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business. We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich I don't pity the poor. I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them. I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!" I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries! I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa ; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great , great grandfather was from Europe . I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough... I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! AMEN! I was asked to send this on if I agree or delete if I don't. It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God. Therefore I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "In God We Trust" on our money and having "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance. Why don't we just tell the 14% to Shut Up, lay down and BE QUIET!!! If you agree, pass this on,,,

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Proof that Barack is the Obamessiah

Obama preached to the multitude by the side of the lake.

Obama created new states from out of the void.

Obama turned whine into Kool-Aid® for his followers.

Obama came to us carried upon a donkey.

Obama triumphed over the beast, the enemy of all men.

Obama was stoned and yet he has risen.

Obama's flock has millions of sheep.

Obama will reign over us from a house with many rooms.

You must have no other candidates before Obama.

Obama will raise voters from the dead. Count on it.

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Anyone remember Rozita Swinton?  The fraudulent polygamy cult tipster?  Well....it's been confirmed that this woman, implicated as the hoaxer who placed a fraudulent phone call which led to the roundup of hundreds of children from the Texas polygamy cult ranch, is a Barack Obama delegate to the Colorado state Democratic convention!  After the El Paso County Democratic caucuses and convention, she was named one of the 360 delegates to the state convention at the World Arena on May 17, chosen to support Barack Obama.  She's also reported as being politically active, but relatively unknown.  From the local party's website:  http://www.peakdems.org/obama_state_del.asp    There she is...#269.  This nut job and Obama certainly deserve each other!

I couldn't figure out how to post the video, but follow this link and tell me what you think?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UOpcPfAarjY

(Except for the Global warming part)  And I wonder if the Texas A&M professor he is speaking of is the one who was talking about "bug oil" recently?

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia,formerly known asCalifornia .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwesternUnited States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iranstill closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over byJamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Abortion clinics now available in every
High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Becoming energy self-sufficient is now a topic being discussed by a growing number of members of Congress and the media. But two members of Congress want government to seize control of the oil companies, a stupid idea!

• Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) has called for the federal government to seize control of oil companies. In a Washington Examiner editorial piece, Rep. Hinchey said, “We [the government] should own the refineries. Then we can control how much gets out into the market.”
• Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) took the same approach, saying to oil industry executives: “Guess what this liberal (referring to herself) will be about? This liberal will be all about socializing - um, uh … will be about … basically … taking over, and the government running all of your companies.”

We have abundant energy reserves,  but efforts to provide for our needs end up in court because of the environmentalists.

And here is an interesting email I received this morining;

Gas rationing in the 70's worked even though we grumbled about
>> it.  It might even have been good for us!
>>           Are you aware that the Saudis are boycotting American products?
>> In addition, they are gouging us on oil prices.
>>           Shouldn't we return the favor?  Can't we take control of our
>> own destiny and let these giant oil importers know who REALLY generates
>> their profits, their livings?  How about leaving American Dollars in
>> America and reduce the import/export deficit?
>>
>>           An appealing remedy might be to boycott their GAS.  Every time
>> you fill up your car you can avoid putting more money into the coffers of
>> Saudi Arabia .  Just purchase gas from companies that don't import their
>> oil from the Saudis.
>>           Nothing is more frustrating than the feeling that every time I
>> fill up my tank, I'm sending my money to people who I get the impression
>> want me, my family and my friends dead.   The following gas companies
>> import Middle Eastern oil:
>>         &nbs p; Shell....................................      205,742,000
>> barrels
>>           Chevron/Texaco....................        144,332,000 barrels
>>           Exxon /Mobil........................       130,082,000 barrels
>>           Marathon/Speedway.............       117,740,000 barrels
>>           Amoco..................................       62,231,000
>> barrels
>>           And CITGO oil is imported from Venezuela by Dictator Hugo
>> Chavez who hates America and openly avows our economic destruction!  ; (We
>> pay Chavez's regime nearly $10 Billion per year in oil revenues!)
>>           The U.S. currently imports 5,517,000 barrels of crude oil per
>> day from OPEC.  If you do the math at $100 per barrel, that's over $550
>> million PER DAY ($200 BILLION per year!) handed over to OPEC, many of
>> whose members are our confirmed enemies!!!!! It won't stop here - oil
>> prices could go to $200 a barrel or higher if we keep buying their
>> product.
>>           Here are some large companies that do not  import Middle
>> Eastern oil:
>>           Sunoco...........................    0 barrels
>>           Conoco.........................   &nbs p; 0 barrels
>>           Sinclair........................      0 barrels
>>           BP / Phillips................       0 barrels
>>           Hess. .............................. 0 barrels
>>           ARC0..............................  0 barrels
>>           Maverick..........................  0 barrels
>>           Flying J. .......................... 0 barrels
>>           Valero............................    0 barrels
>>           Murphy Oil USA* .............  0   Sold at Wal-Mart , gas is
>> from South Arkansas and fully USA owned and produced.
>>             a.. *Not only that but they give scholarships to all children
>> in their town who finish high school and are legal US citizens..
>>           All of this information is available from the U.S.. Department
>> of Energy and each company is required to state where they get their oil
>> and how much they are importing.