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Pass the salt please
Aug 23, 2008 | 3:40 PM
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I'm convinced.....the Obama campaign has about as much substance as a teaspoon of instant mashed potatoes,  (Minus the potatoes).  They are as spicy as a hard boiled egg, and as creative as espresso cafe chalkboard art.

We have now learned that the Messiah chose "Robinette" (hehe)  Biden for his VP.  Well don't break out the Manilow vinyls, and start playin'  "Looks like we made it"  just yet!  This big mouth bass (Biden) has some issues folks! 

Let's start with how "winded" he is.  Now, I'm all for having a nice long chat (being a girl and all, lol), but by the time Biden shuts his trap, the war is over!

Next we have Biden backing Obama's "just not ready to be president" statement.  Did these two have a good laugh over a Coke after they "jinx-joked" each other or what?

Then, of course, there's the infamous "C" word.  (that would be clean)  I don't think that one needs any explanation.  After all, there's no "c" in racist right?  Oh wait.......

And how about Biden not wanting the number two position?  What the hell just happened here?  Well Robin, if it makes you feel any better....you've always been #2 in MY book.

I guess to be fair, we can say that Biden would take the reigns when it comes to foreign affairs (or we could say that he would have to provide the tissue for the snot nosed little kid).  And I suppose there's something to be said for taking the train, dressing nice and keeping your pants zipped - but does it deserve any more than a brownie button?  I'm certainly not impressed.

Perhaps somewhere in between mandatory Spanish classes, forced charity, and same sex marriage parades....one of Obama's giggly teenage supporters can find the time to text me some juicy-box 411 that will help me understand what they are so ga-ga about.  (But they'll also have to put down the rubber cement, and their favorite "See Spot Run" book)  Don't worry....page two is next semester.

 

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CBS222 read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 8:30 PM

Joey LOVES to hear himself talk, that's for sure...and since floppy ears introduced Joey as THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES today I guess that's the new plan for this lightweight!
Raysmom read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:07 PM

Love this! So clever, and gets right to the heart of the matter- a great illustration of the downright ridiculousness of the Dem efforts in this election year! I think we should put it to music!
Raysmom read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:09 PM

Really, CBS. One guy who couldn't GET the nomination, and another one who stole it- what a pair. A loser and a schmoozer! Even THEY are confused!
CBS222 read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:17 PM

Yep, Biden showing up to try and make floppy ears legit...these guys are unbelievable, really! What lightweights!
toadie800 read my blog view my photos
Aug 23, 2008 | 9:29 PM

and they still have no substance except dirt that has been swept under the rug.
Cricket01 read my blog
Aug 23, 2008 | 11:34 PM

Okay, Okay... You are a Hoot! Dizzee you couldn't have put it more eloquently. I find the problem with Biden is he has a sob story turned into success. Only if you can define what success really means. Is it money? Is it promotions? Is it recognition? Is it worth or Is it Respect? This guy makes me want to grab a tissue box. It's like watching the titanic as it's sinking.

Everyone needs to know that this is a sinking ship and the only way to survive is to swim. Swim Forest Swim... There are no life boats. If Obama / Biden gets in than we need to swim. Better grab the tissue box...
liftstation read my blog
Aug 24, 2008 | 5:39 AM

Right to the heart of it Diz. Good comments all. They talk about change, but yet they put this cookie cutter of all that's been wrong in front of us and smile about it. "Biden his lip" is change alright, chump change.
dizzee read my blog view my photos
Aug 24, 2008 | 7:26 AM

I think they found some chicken bones under the rug toadie. (Wait...that was under Rosie's rug, sorry)

It's like they picked the short straw while ridin' on the short bus at the last minute, isn't it?

Thanks for stoppin' bye ya'll! You're so great!
CBS222 read my blog view my photos
Aug 24, 2008 | 9:46 AM

I's tinks dats bees unda Whoopi's rug der...or maybees Monica's dress! hehehe!
gjflash read my blog view my photos
Aug 25, 2008 | 8:25 PM

Great post, diz, I wish you'd post more. "Always be #2 in my book"...guffaw!

Here's another "C" word: Change. How can B. Hussein promise to "change" politics as usual, and then choose a 30-year veteran of the corrupt political arena as his running mate?

Did you see Kennedy invoke the "change" mantra tonight? NOTE TO TEDDY: You and your career politician buddies are precisely what Barry is promising to "change" about Washington politics!

Sorry, Barry Hussein, I didn't trust you before, and now that you've chosen an opponent of "change" as your running mate, only a fool would buy what you're selling now.

I'm no fool, Barry. Keep the "change".
marilyn37 read my blog view my photos
Aug 25, 2008 | 9:08 PM

the change i want is for dnc to be voted out of wdc
dizzee read my blog view my photos
Aug 27, 2008 | 6:36 PM

Hi gj! xoxoxo :) Thanks for your post. And you're so right! They're all confused, to say the least. Even Hillary agreed during the primaries that Obama wasn't ready....didn't hear THAT come up in her speech last night.

Hi Marilyn - LOL....agreed!
marilyn37 read my blog view my photos
Aug 27, 2008 | 8:19 PM

hi! good blog. didnt you think mr bill was boring this evening.
CBS222 read my blog view my photos
Aug 27, 2008 | 9:45 PM

All these Dems are sooooooo boring, really...they're all 'left overs'! They are so bad off that they had to go back to a Muslim that gave a speech in 2002.. I mean really, the Dem Party is bankrupt!
dizzee read my blog view my photos
Aug 28, 2008 | 9:50 PM

Obama's chicken scratch usually makes me wanna lose my lunch....but tonight, I can officially say that I'm furious! My daughter looked at me all crazy like when she heard him say that Bush sat on his hands and let the Katrina victims die. (And she's only 11) Grrrrrrrr! All I can say is - I can't wait for the RNC!
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