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I found the itinerary for the last day of the DNC.

It’s supposed to be a secret due to security reasons, so don’t tell anyone!

 

6:00 PM - Flag Burning Ceremony

6:05 PM - Renee Marie sings the Black, Muslim, and Gay "National" Anthems

6:20 PM - Benediction by Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Parental Discretion Advised)

6:30 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

6:35 PM - John Hickenlooper speech: "How to Turn America into a Third-World Cesspool, Like I’m Doing to Denver"

7:00 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

7:05 PM - Bill Ritter speech: "Go Big Union! We Don’t Need Stinking No Free Market Economy!"

7:20 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

7:25 PM - Nancy Pelosi speech: "It’s Time to Drill...The Taxpayer’s Wallet"

7:45 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

8:00 PM - 8:01 PM - Michelle Obama speech: "Why I’m Proud of America"

8:02 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

8:05 PM - Howard Dean speech: "What Are All These White People Doing Here?"

8:15 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

8:20 PM - Bill Richardson speech: "What Are All These White People Doing Here?"

8:30 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

8:45 PM - Hillary Clinton speech: "Are You SURE?"

8:55 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

9:00 PM - Al Gore speech (live via satellite from his new jet): "You All Need To Start Riding Bicycles"

9:15 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

9:20 PM - Hillary Clinton speech: "Are You SURE You’re Sure?"

9:30 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

9:35 PM - (live via satellite): Fidel Castro, Kim Jong il, Hugo Chavez, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Vladimir Putin nominate Obama for President

9:50 PM - Teddy Kennedy to propose a toast

9:55 PM - Introduction of the messiah by his mentor, William Ayers (with accompanying fireworks)

10:00 PM - Barry Hussein Obama acceptance speech: "ummmm....uhhhhh.....Change!"