goco80401's Blog

Top 5 things I have learned or observed since moving to Colorado in October of '07 -

1. - The system of highways within Denver were designed by a tribe of crack smoking monkeys and further approved by a goat on acid.

All aformentioned creatures involved in the design and approval of on and off ramps within 100 feet of the other should be duct-taped to the guard rail between Bryant St. and US 25 on 6th Ave. eastbound during morning rush hour.

2. - The live and let live attitude through the tolerance of others faults, bad hair day's, illegal smoking habits, bad luck, or affinity with other sports teams simply rocks.

Cops changing tires for disabled motorists, an ounce or less for 420 supporters, good natured but respectful ribbing while wearing my Dolphins jersey to Broncos games, customer service that really is good customer service. 

3. - Kegger's at the Governor's mansion?

When did Jeff Spicoli become Governor of Colorado?

5. - The Rockies should acquire Billy Beane from the A's at any cost.

Good teams on a consistent basis through great scouting, shrewed deals, and without a bloated payroll.

All in all, I'd say I'd moved to heaven if if I did not know Yankee Stadium is not on Blake St.