When I was A Republican, I believed the following things:
Jesus Loves you and shares the same hatred for the Arabs and Hillary Clinton
Saddam Was a good guy when Reagan armed him, and a bad guy when Daddy Bush made war on him, and a good guy when Cheney and Rumsfeld did bussiness with him, and a bad guy when Bush couldn't find Bin Laden.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own Body, but Multi-National corperations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops with speeches, while slashing Veterans benifits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolesents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrosim is to belittle and antagonize our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is Socialism. HMO's and insurance companies have our best interest at heart.
Global warming and tabbaco's link to cancer is junk science, but creationism should be taught in public schools.
A president lying about an extramartial affair is an impeachable offence, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defence policy.
The public has the right to know about Hillarys cattle trades, but George Bush's and Dick Cheney's driving records are none of our bussiness.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless your a conservative Radio talk show host then you need our prayers for your recovery.
What Bill Clinton did in the 60's is of vital national interest, but what Geaorge Bush did in the 80's is irrelevent.
Theres nothing wrong with supporting drunkin hunters who shoot their friends and blaming the friends for looking too much like a Quayle
KEW
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