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Shock's rear-end lube on sale now !
Nov 6, 2008 | 6:50 AM
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Now that the idiots have voted in an enept moron , they will soon be taking it up the a$$ real bad !

So , being the gifted inventer that I am , I have invented a super lube for Americans so that it wont quite hurt as bad .

Yes , it is a super lubricant made from a synthetic compound [ since our a$$es are going to be pounded ] that is used in Slick-50 [ ptfe technology ] .

In the lab , we were actualy able to get a softball up a monkeys a$$ with little to no discomfort .

Because of testing laws , we weren't able to try using a basketball on a human subject [ and Obama wouldn't volenteer for the project either ] , but , we feel it would work as good being the similarity in relationship to size .

Order now , we expect to be overwhelmed with sales .

Be the first one on your street , to stop the pain from that pounding meat .

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shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 6:53 AM

Tall , since you voted for the knucklehead that is going to be doing the pounding on us , Ive set a larger tube aside for you for free .
I know that you are on a fixed income , so , it's the least I can do .
LeMay14 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:06 AM

You are a true humanitarian Shock!
SEEDUB read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:20 AM

WATER! I NEEEEED WAAAATER! CHOKE COFF COFF WATER...........PLEASE WATER, I'M DIEING HERE.
I NEED WATER TO GO WITH ALL OF THESE SALTY CRACKERS!

zing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA !
bye-byeMI read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:31 AM

Be careful Shock, you don't want to make more than 250K or you will pay through the nose. You can't hire anyone to help you, if you did, you will have to pay for health care approved by Obama. So I would just make enough to make 240K and stop for the following year.
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:46 AM

SEEDSTUPID , ARE YOU CHOKING ON ZEBRA C0CK
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:47 AM

SHOCK , HOW WELL WILL A PINEAPPLE DO
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:47 AM

SEEDSTUPID , ARE YOU CHOKING ON ZEBRA C0CK
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:51 AM

Hey bye_bye , I guess a lower volume of sales will leave a lot of sore a$$es out there !
I guess I'll just end up having to use some on myself .
Bend over and take it like a man [ so to speak ] .
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 7:52 AM

Yeah Mickey , he tried swollowing again !
Ive warned seedub about that in the past .
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 8:00 AM

Oh BTW Mickey , I gave an experimental batch to Kwame before he went to jail so that he could smuggle a few items in .
I can't be sure , but , I think a few pinapples made it in .
SEEDUB read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 8:16 AM

No mickey SALTY CRACKERS! Zing
LeMay14 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 8:20 AM

Typical racist remark from SEEDUB.

Hater!
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 8:36 AM

SEEDSTUPID DID NOBAMA TICKLE YOUR TONSILS WITH THAT ZEBRA C0CK
Mikey66 read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 8:37 AM

SEEDSTUPID , YOU MAY WANT TO GET SOME OF SHOCKS SPECIAL LUBE BECAUSE I THINK NOBAMA IS GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU IN THE OTHER END
shockhazard read my blog view my photos
Nov 6, 2008 | 9:15 AM

Mickey , I think seedub is going to need my special lube [ brand named " Tube-O-Lube ] at both ends .
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