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by sipedo from Brooksville, Florida

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Grandpa was taking a nap in his recliner when we decided to play a prank on him.  We got some Limburger Cheese, just a little touch, and rubbed it on his Moustache.  Well, he finally woke up from his nap.  He started smelling, and he said "it stinks in here".  If you know anything about Limburger cheese, the same bacterium used to ferment the cheese is the same as on the human body that is partly responsible for body odor.  Yep, it was gross smelling for sure, and grandpa went into the kitchen where grandma was making some pumpkin pies.  He about got clobbered by her when he said "it stinks in here".  So he went into his bedroom, and said "it stinks in here", then the other bedroom, the same thing.  Then he went to the bathroom, thinking it was coming from there.  Well, of course it stunk in there.  Then he went out on the back porch, he said "it stinks out here".  Then on to the front porch, "it stinks out here too" he fumed.  "The whole world stinks" he exclaimed, and went out ot his workshop, where he went on about The Stink.  Eventually the old man got cleaned up for dinner and the stink was gone.

We were naughty kids, but there is a lesson here.  It has to do with attitude.  There are so many people that think the world stinks.  There is nothing good, everything is bad, they are looking for something to be offended by, and they are miserable.  But it isn't the world that stinks.  There are people who need to get cleaned up, and get rid of THE STINK.
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Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 1, 2008 | 7:52 PM

:) I'll try.

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 1, 2008 | 11:06 PM

Gammies! Did somebody rub limburger cheese on your moustache?

pattiep read my blog view my photos
Dec 2, 2008 | 5:05 PM

Great Lesson, and great story that makes it all clear..Your too much Sipedo!!

snkypete read my blog
Dec 2, 2008 | 9:29 PM

you can either smell the stink or pickup a mop and bucket.

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 3, 2008 | 7:35 AM

Can't grow a decent moustache.LOL

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 5, 2008 | 7:27 PM

use Rogaine

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 8, 2008 | 5:28 PM

ON MY FACE!!???? Crazy!!!??? LOL

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 11, 2008 | 3:13 AM

Heck, you don't need a moustache to rub limburger cheese on your uppper :o)

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 15, 2008 | 4:50 PM

I could roll it in little balls and stick them up my nose. I've never smelt Limburger cheese.

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 16, 2008 | 10:48 AM

Well, it's pretty nasty stuff. It tastes good though.

Other cheeses have odors too. I think parmesan smells like vomit, but I love it on pasta.

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 17, 2008 | 8:39 AM

Parmesan is pretty good. Sometimes when we run low on food, I'll take Ramon Noodles and cook them and instead of using the packet which comes with it, I will use garlic powder, ground red pepper, Parmesan and a bit of milk. It kinda taste like Alfredo sauce.

Hope you have a Wonderful Christmas!

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 17, 2008 | 10:08 PM

I hope you have a better Christmas than you've ever had. The Ramen recipe sounds good, but I'm out of Ramen noodles. Darnit!

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 22, 2008 | 9:52 AM

I'm sure it will be great. As long as my family is healthy and safe, it's all the world to me.

My grand kids are having noodles for lunch right now. It's so easy and they really like it.

sipedo read my blog view my photos
Dec 24, 2008 | 10:38 AM

I just had noodles for lunch. I bought some the other day.

Gammies61 read my blog view my photos
Dec 29, 2008 | 4:47 PM

Did I fling a craving on you? LOL

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