slgps's Blog

Hi slgps! Where the hell ya been?
I've decided to aim low and set a new goal for myself....I wanna be as perfect and God-like, as oblama. I've already taught turtles how to do backflips and pull wagons. I also got me some ligament stretchers, they're like headphones, but instead of the phones part, they're bottlejacks. Ya strap 'em over your head like headphones, staple 'em to the ears, and crank 'em up. It only hurts a little at first and walkin' through doorways sideways takes a little gettin' used to. I'm think they'll go over quite well at the dnc next month...

and if ya get one, be sure to read the small print...."Not recomended on any other ligaments"

nothin's changed slgps...I'm still full of sh*!

What is this screen saying comments are being review and will be approved in 24 hours????

Hi there. I have been checking back here now and again to see if the lights are still on and maybe to locate that little blue drink I put down.....somewhere....

I clicked the link today, and POOF!! the blog is gone. I need to search some more. ttfn..LuckyD