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Osama bin Laden talking to his inner circle (all named mohammed btw) 

Yo Moha, I don't like the Great Satan, the U.S. so much anymore, this new leader, Bush, is just like his father.  He's going to invade our bro's in Iran because of that Kuwait thing.   How do we bring the USA to their knees?

Mohammad:   I don't know,

Mohammad:  Don't look at me, that's Mohammad's job.

Mohammad:  I thought terrorism planning was Mohammad job.

Mohammad:  I'll look into it.     

2 months later:  Mohammad to Osama, Ok I got it, we hijack a bunch of their planes and run them into 4 or five targets, tall bldgs, the pentagon, the white house, .

Osama:  Do it.  But I don't see how this is  going to bring them to their knees.  Knocking over a few buildings? I don't get it.

Mohammad:  Trust me it will work. It may take 8 or nine years but it will work.  You can count on Bush. 

Fast forward to today:   Bush picks a war on the wrong country.  4733 American servicemen are killed, the country is trillions of dollars in debt, millions of Americans have lost their homes, the auto industry is in shambles, unemployment is at historic highs, and they now have a clueless President elect. 

Osama  to Mohammad:  How did you know?    Easy, sometimes you have to outdumb them, not outsmart them.  Look who their President was.